Charge me with a B.U.I.

2 Feb

I’m now guilty of Blogging Under the Influence.

Yep, four beers (shouldn’t it technically be beer since you don’t put the ‘s’ on deer?)  – that’s all it takes to get my cheeks all warm and red.

I don’t really have any more to say – I just thought it would be fun to blog while buzzed.  (Although I’m sure I’ll regret it later. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve had to backspace to correct my intoxicated typos!)

I really wanted to write about the 2 and a half hours of my life that I can’t ever get back after I let a Kirby vacuum salesman into our house.  (I really wanted to tell you about it but I’m afraid I really needed the beer after the experience.  Stay tuned for the next post on why you shouldn’t ever answer your door to people you don’t know – that is unless you entered the Publishers Clearing House or the person has your amazon.com order or a bouquet of flowers!)
 

4 Responses to “Charge me with a B.U.I.”

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    gummibunny February 2, 2008 at 7:09 am #

    Two and a half hours! That's insane!! I hope he at least vacuumed your entire house for your during that time. (Holding up imaginary bottle o' beer) Clink! Cheers!

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    Are You ZaZa? February 2, 2008 at 11:04 pm #

    Yeah, you would think my house would be spotless but he just kept sweeping the same areas, over and over and over again. It was a nightmare. It was so hard having to make sure the kids weren't killing themselves while I tried to listen to his pitch about why I want to spend $1500+ on the state-of-the-art Kirby. Exhausting.

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    Scoop February 4, 2008 at 9:14 am #

    You are too nice and too funny! Wish I was there to chug a few with ya! Salude!

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    TattooRN February 8, 2008 at 11:12 pm #

    I remember once when I was in college, I let in some Mormons (or something like that) and then promptly whizzed off to class…leaving 2 of my roommates behind. TeeHee.

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