Yo-GAH

19 Jun

Reasons I love Yoga:

  • I can do it barefoot.
  • The relaxation time at the end. (When I sometimes doze off.)
  • The giggles I get when trying to stretch and contort my body into positions my body rebels against.
  • It can really tone you.

Reasons I do not love Yoga:

  • The complicated narration. “Look with the backs of your eyes to your inner self.” That sounds like it will hurt worse than that look over my shoulder and lift my leg thing you just had me attempt.
  • What just popped/cracked in my body?
  • I’m always off on the breathing. Inhaling when I should be exhaling and laughing at myself when I should be inhaling.
  • Um, it gets kind of boring after the 15th downward dog in a row.
  • I thought this was supposed to be relaxing and peaceful? I shouldn’t want to cuss out the nice, bendy lady on the screen.

Deep breaths. In and out. Or was it out and in?

Advertisements

Have something to share?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: