Me: Dressed up for Nia’s graduation, high heels and all.
Nia: Walking behind me as we head to the car.
Stairs: My arch enemy within our house.
Me: Bent over in pain after falling forward down the steps, being defeated by them once again.
Nia: “Why did you fall down the stairs Momma?”
Me: Smiling through the pain I reply as nicely as I can, “Well, I didn’t mean to Sweets.”
What “Me” wanted to say: “Oh, I don’t know, I just wanted to see how badly I could hurt myself this time and what ridiculous position I would end up in when I reached the bottom.”
Seriously though, I fall down/up the stairs so often, Andrew says he wants to install one of those chairs that run along the side of the wall. Aren’t I so lucky? He wants to make sure I don’t hurt myself again. Or maybe he just doesn’t want to pay the hospital bill..
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Like I meant to do it!
12 JunMe: Dressed up for Nia’s graduation, high heels and all.
Nia: Walking behind me as we head to the car.
Stairs: My arch enemy within our house.
Me: Bent over in pain after falling forward down the steps, being defeated by them once again.
Nia: “Why did you fall down the stairs Momma?”
Me: Smiling through the pain I reply as nicely as I can, “Well, I didn’t mean to Sweets.”
What “Me” wanted to say: “Oh, I don’t know, I just wanted to see how badly I could hurt myself this time and what ridiculous position I would end up in when I reached the bottom.”
Seriously though, I fall down/up the stairs so often, Andrew says he wants to install one of those chairs that run along the side of the wall. Aren’t I so lucky? He wants to make sure I don’t hurt myself again. Or maybe he just doesn’t want to pay the hospital bill..
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Tags: Family, funny comments, kids, pain