Sure, Santa. Stop by and drop off your presents. Have a cookie or eight. But that’s not all the oldest child in this house requests of you. Answer her questions and then sign on the line. I’m not sure it will hold up in court but I’m pretty sure the 9-year-old will hold you to the answers.
Oh yeah, and P.P.P.P.S., don’t forget it’s Jesus’ birthday.
Are You Zhazha? 
Say what?