It sounds like something out of a real estate ad, only way more glamorous and uninhabitable by humans.
This is how the features for Mattel’s Barbie Dream Townhouse are listed on target.com:
- 3 stories of fabulous include a pink personal elevator and lights and sounds on every level
- Enter through the front door to a warm and glowing light-up chandelier, a dining area and a fully stocked kitchen
- Entertain in the second level living room with a roaring fireplace and a popup flat screen TV, plus an ultra-luxurious Barbie signature bathroom
- The third floor boasts a posh bedroom suite with canopy bed and a balcony with charming light-up tiki lights and an outdoor whirlpool tub
- Sounds include a doorbell, a kitchen timer, a crackling fireplace, a shower humming and a flushing toilet
And if that wasn’t convincing enough, toysrus.com offered more descriptive details, broken up room by room.
Sold. And it didn’t even cost me a 30-year mortgage. I had a promo code.
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